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BOOK THE BISCOTTIS FOR YOUR SPECIAL EVENT!

The Biscotti Family Olive Oil & Waste Management Company of Bayonne, New Jersey is back…and more dysfunctional than ever! Relocated to the beautiful Pacific Northwest for good, and what with Don Biscotti successfully evading arrest by FBI agents Smith & Wesson-they have reason to celebrate their new family ties as we take over your company or organization! Join us for an evening of highly interactive and dysfunctional fun, food, music and at least one cement shoe fitting.  This much fun…oughta be against the law…

 You ain’t seen nothin, you ain’t heard nothin’ and you don’t know nothin’…so…FUH-GEDDABOUDIT!